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fuckyeahkristinchenoweth:

wickedolive:

“Don’t make me cut a bitch!” Olive Snook

fuckyeahkristinchenoweth:

wickedolive:

“Don’t make me cut a bitch!” Olive Snook

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fuckyeahlizlemon:

phaust:


Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin

fuckyeahlizlemon:

phaust:

Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin

Liz: “There’s an omelette bar downstairs.  Sooooo…… you should probably go get yourself an omelette.”

Liz: “There’s an omelette bar downstairs.  Sooooo…… you should probably go get yourself an omelette.”

Liz: Sorry!  I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis! (in robot voice) ROBOT PENIS.

Liz: Sorry!  I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis! (in robot voice) ROBOT PENIS.

I’m in the place of greatest freedom right now: not giving a fuck.
John Mayer (via chocolate-cigarettes)
My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.
Johnny Depp (via yerawizardharry)