January 2010
88 posts
“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
– Calvin and Hobbes. (via flickflickflicker)
Clarity
It happens when I least expect it. It usually happens as I’m falling asleep. As I slowly drift off, my mind wanders. Memories bubble up and bounce off of each other, sliding around and around and in and out. Ideas blur, memories blur, and then it hits me. A jolt of realization. Complete and utter understanding. I can see it now. I can see it as it was then and as it is now, and how...
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Random thoughts.
yerawizardharry:
I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Owl City (199)
Nathan Johnson (with The Cinematic Underground) (66)
Death Cab for Cutie (26)
The Format (24)
Kyle Gabler (20)
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“I’d rather fuck Conan. That’d be hilarious. Just to watch his hair move around,...”
– Neil Patrick Harris (via -dontmesswithcookiemonster) (via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris)
What do you like on your pizza?
My mouth.
@cm22
You have excellent taste in music.
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On Semiotics
Sheldon: I need your help in a matter of semiotics.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Semiotics, the study of signs and symbols as a branch of the philosophy related to linguistics.
Penny: Okay, honey, I know you think you’re explaining yourself, but you’re really not.
I was driving to work yesterday and the car in front of me had a Flying Spaghetti Monster decal thing on the bumper....
“I want to wear Jenkins like a sock.”
– Barney Stinson
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Tegan and Sara (51)
Nathan Johnson (with The Cinematic Underground) (36)
The Shins (32)
Jimmy Eat World (32)
mc chris (27)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jack Donaghe: The marketing Holy Trinity - college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.
Bernard: Wow. They really hit the hat trick with you, didn't they?
Me: What? I graduated last year.
Bernard: …
Me: Yikes. I walked right into that one.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything gayer than that guy.”
– @annethel watching figure skating
“Oh my gosh! His hand is like UP her CHOCHA!”
– @annethel watching figure skating
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“I’m gonna rock your body ‘til Canada Day.”
– Robin Sparkles