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Brian W. Murray: C'mon, Frodo →

brianhead: Guys, I’ve been watching the Lord of the Rings movies these last couple days. All three, totaling almost ten hours of film. And one thought keeps popping into my head. “Oh, Frodo. Really? Really?” The halfling is a hairy-footed little dunce. The biggest mistake he makes, and he makes it several… Frodo was being corrupted by the ring. The ring knew that if Frodo trusted...

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Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

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flickflickflicker-deactivated20 asked: whenparentstext is the best thing to happen to me since textsfromlastnight.

thank you for bringing it to my life.

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flickflickflicker-deactivated20 asked: whenparentstext is the best thing to happen to me since textsfromlastnight.

thank you for bringing it to my life.

Dec 15th

Stay Warm

Mom: Hey I’m knitting stuff out of plastic bags do you want me to make you anything?
Me: No
Mom: scarf it is!!! stay warm

Dec 15th

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Pepperoni

Mom: Is pepperoni coming over?

Mom: I mean Melanie

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When Grandparents Text: Space Bar

Grandpa: heybabehowwasthegamestillcantfindthespacebaronhereloveyou

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Hi, my name is Kate

Mom: i needd mbrsapbb
Me: what? do ueven know how to text?
Mom: Mascara. I meant mascara.
Me: how did u learn to text?
Mom: The woman at the Nordstrom’s makeup counter is helping me (hi i’m Kate)

Dec 15th

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Camera Ready

Mom: is the camera ready?cause my face is.

Dec 15th

Virtual Message Sample

Dad: Please send your mother a virtual message for her birthday.
Me: Do you mean an email?
Dad: Here is a sample “Happy Birthday Mom! Love, Angela”

Dec 15th

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Deductive Reasoning

me: my phone’s about to die.  be back soon!
mom: did your phone die yet?
mom: are you there?
mom: did it die?!
mom: DID YOUR PHONE DIE

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sometimes i get emotional over fonts.: Top 25... →

25.) I’m cool with trial and error…the trail part is cool…the error, not so much. 24.) Tell everyone at the label only use Gothic or Helvetic fonts for email blast unless I otherwise approve 23.) Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on 22.) My past arrogance has caused the failure of my past buisnesses … Be humble in your decision making 21.) I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is...

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