Michael Caine: So then I said, what the fuck? A shark can’t walk on the bloody water.
Liam Neeson: Then what happened?
Caine: They showed me the check and I shut the hell up.
Morgan Freeman: Wasn’t the shark following the Brody family around or something. Like fucking shark ESP?
Caine: Don’t get me started on that.
Neeson: Too late…Hoagie.
Caine: Oh fuck you, Liam. Jaws 4 was still a better sequel than Phantom Menace.
Neeson: Phantom Menace was a prequel.
Freeman: Hey guys we better get back. Don’t want to keep The Batman waiting.
Caine: Christ, if that pussy whines about mascara getting in his eyes one more time I’m gonna shove a batarang right up—
Freeman: That’s nothing. I worked with Ben Affleck.
Neeson: Hugh Grant.
Caine: Fuck it, let’s have another round.
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morgan freeman also worked with keanu. just sayin’.
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This is the best dialogue sequence that got cut from the Batman movie. We should have more of these posts :-)
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